Are You On That Computer Again?

"Kaaren", my wife shouted from the bedroom, "Are you on that computer again?"
"Yes dear," I called back, "Do you need something?"
"I'm looking for that new red bra I bought the other day and I can't find it anywhere. Do you remember what I did with it?"
"I think I might know where it is, give me a few minutes to look around."
How was I going to get it back to the bedroom, I wondered, dreading the spanking I'd get if she caught me.